Lobster does stuff Once upon a time there was a lobster. It was better than duct tape. All the lobsters hated the duct tape because he was really cool and shiny, but everyone else admired duct tape because of his amazing stickiness. Of course, glue was sticky, but for some odd reason most people never seemed to notice him. One day the lobster decided he would act and look like duct tape. So he stole a paper backdrop and painted it silver, then ran around with it like a cape, trying to be duct tape. There was a problem, however, because the lobster found he could not stick to things as well as duct tape could. Lobster decided that he would visit the glue gu